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This site is best viewed at 800 x 600.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>If you've just started on the internet or bought a PC for the first time you may find things a little daunting. Don't worry...everyone has to start somewhere, right? Well before you surf too far please take a moment to browse this site.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I've tried to fill this site with hints, tips and tricks to help novices get a bit of a head start on their journey across the world wide web. You'll find </B><A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Help for friends and family"><U><B>handy hints</B></U></A><B> to help to keep your PC healthy, </B><A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Suggested Downloads"><U><B>downloads</B></U></A><B> to heighten you experience of the web and </B><A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links You May Find Interesting"><U><B>interesting links</B></U></A><B> to show you some of the things the net can offer.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>This site has been built for free. 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